teacher quotes of the day

As mentioned, I'm back in school. For Graphic and Web Design. Fortunately, my teachers are great. And by great I mean an unending wellspring of crazy (as teachers should be). From today's class:

"The psychology of advertising has allowed you to live the life you have. Be glad you don't live in a third world country."

"There's a horse on there. Big hairy deal." (in reference to an imaginary wine label)

Now macaroni and cheese.