Fun with Airplane Mode

Coming back from Thanksgiving in Michigan I realized I forgot my headphones. It's not that long of a flight but I had to do something to pass the time. Enter the SkyMall catalog.

If there's one thing I hate about golfing it's those unslightly tan lines. But what I hate more is when I tan my feet for too long and get reverse tan lines. Ugh! There's no winning!

I'm sure they allow these on airplanes. Come on, they're only marshmallows...

This The Remote Controlled Tarantula will fit in really well with my automatic liter box.

Parents: Don't let your daughters near these shoes.

Um...I never want to walk in on this.

"Let's see, how do you work this thing...sailor?"

Honey, we've graduated from Vanderbilt, started our careers and moved into our first home. Let's relive the fun years...just don't wrinkle anything!

Listen Ron I know we're shooting a Lens Crafters ad on Wall Street. I just have to check in with my underwater husband.